"""
The Invocation of Metric Code
=============================
A Pythonic poem in (mostly) metric form.
Hacks until the devs publish a fix:
- "()", "[]", ".", ":", "_", "=" and "==" don't contribute!
- Comments are part of the poem! Except this one!
- "pprint" = "puh-PRINT"
"""
# at first, this helpful little shape
from re import escape
# and then some help for those who squint
import pprint # that alters tint
# at last, these ready words are spoke
import invoke # to pry and poke
import my_heart # but tender hold
import provoke as smoke
import thy_art # to break the mold
def use(this="thought", with_mode="exhaust"):
"""
Where dreams become though some are lost...
"""
try: # hope, but keep your fingers crossed...
if not (with_mode in [ "act", "retain"]):
return "what's left of last remain"
if type(f'of {this}') == thy_art.a_ring:
return my_heart.to_spring(
myself_is = this, but = ("suffering")
)
# TODO: Alas! Another miss!
raise smoke.abyss(with_only = this)
except RecursionError as remiss:
pprint.pprint("renew, and don't dismiss!")
this = set(escape(remiss))
return invoke.Oh.muse(" " and "please").sing(this)
# HOTFIX: Let this "==" be "is"! But only here!
# Oh, don't complain, just play the game!
if __name__ == "__main__":
invoke.with_fuse()
invoke.Oh.muse([
" " and use(this=dream, with_mode="retain")
for dream in smoke.of_wing
if dream is all(thy_art.to_bring())
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๐งโโ๏ธ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ฒ โฅ ๐ฎ โฅ ๐ฒ โฅ ๐ โฅ๐งโโ๏ธ
๐ป-๐-๐ โ ๐ฌ โ ๐-๐-๐ป
๐ โฅ [โ] {๐น, ๐ฅ, ๐,๐ฏ๏ธ} [โ] โฅ โจ
[[๐ โช ๐บ] โฉ ๐ผ ] โ โณ ๐ #
[๐ซ โง ๐ง โง ๐ซ] โ [๐ฌ โง ๐ญ โง ๐]
[๐ซ โ ๐] โง [๐ง โ ๐ญ] โง [๐ซ โ ๐ฌ]
โ ๐๏ธ โ ๐ : ฮฃ ๐๏ธ = ๐ฏ(๐ฅ)
โ ๐ โ ๐ : ๐ โ ๐
โณ โฅ [๐] {๐น, ๐ฐ๏ธ, ๐น} [๐] โฅ โ
๐-๐ถ-๐-๐ต-๐-๐
๐
ฅ-๐-โ
-๐
๐-๐ญ-๐ณ ... ๐-๐ญ-๐ก ... ๐-๐ญ-๐ฅ
๐(๐จ + ๐ โ ๐ฑ + ๐ฉบ โ ๐ + ๐ชฆ)
๐ฅ โ ๐ง๏ธ + ๐ฑ = ๐ญ + ๐ญ(๐ โช ๐บ) + ๐ธ๏ธ
๐ถ-๐ญ-๐ ... ๐ถ-๐ญ-๐ ... ๐ถ-๐ญ-โช
๐ญ([๐ โช ๐บ] - ๐ โ ๐บ)
๐ญ([๐ โช ๐บ] - ๐ โ ๐)
๐ค(๐(๐ฅ) โ ๐(๐ผ))
๐ช(๐(๐(๐(๐(๐))))) โ ๐๏ธ(๐ฐ๏ธ)
๐ง + ๐น = ๐ถ(๐) โ โณ ๐ #










